just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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