What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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