She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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