guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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