I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This is my gift to your gina
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
