Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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