What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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