i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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