He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize
