can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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