Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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