is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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