Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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