think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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