Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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