i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Randomize