My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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