I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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