I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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