why didn't you poke me back
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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