I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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