i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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