I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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