I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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