It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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