Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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