And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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