those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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