She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize