Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
