so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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