gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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