we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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