I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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