And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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