I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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