I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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