either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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