Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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