Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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