I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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