Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
is it fun? or sober?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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