i jhust puked up my retainher.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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