smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I currently don't understand fingers.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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