I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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