ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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