But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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