Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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