You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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