Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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