He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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