last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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